
Okay, I figured a title like that would get people's attention. I’ll admit that it wasn’t really hot wax on my vagina, it was on my labia.
Let me back up:
(Please note that it's required that you put both hands up to your head gesticulating the "quotes" around certain words with your fingers as you read this.)
Prior to leaving for my "vacation" to Burning Man, I "treated" myself to a Brazilian wax.
I wasn't quite sure what a Brazilian wax meant, but I did know women swore by them and men drooled at them. Did it mean my pubic area would be left completely bare like a twelve year old girl? (That would be a little embarrassing.) Did it require anesthesia? How exactly did the waxer get all-the-way in “there”? Will I scream? Will it feel strangely erotic?
I had bikini waxes before and loved them, so I figured it couldn't be that different. I was about to leave for Burning Man and would be prancing around in 120 degree heat half naked, dehydrated, and tired while worrying about my make-up and which pair of fishnets to wear. The last thing I needed to be concerned about was shaving my pubes, so the wax would eliminate part of my overall “vacation” maintenance.
A few things I learned fast about a Brazilian Wax:
- It hurt like a mother fucker. I let out a pretty hefty yelp at least twice.
- And yes the waxer had my legs open, fidgeted with my labia, ripped my pubic hair from the corners of every available space on my "privates” and even asked me to sit up doggie style, while she made sure all the surface area was completely "handled" correctly.
- I was able to keep some hair. As opposed to an entire bare look. I chose the small “triangle of love,” versus the “landing strip of love.”
- My skin was swollen, red, and burning directly after the waxing. I was instructed to take ibuprofen and put arnica gel or cortaid on my suddenly prickly-pubic- chicken skin to reduce the initial swelling.
- BUT..... it felt totally great after about 24 hours! The smoothness of my own skin "down there" was titillating to say the least. I couldn't believe that it could be so soft.
- And yes, I found out a few days later that it increased sensitivity in all the right places at all the right times, which made up for any pain or discomfort that I experienced.
A Brief History of the “Brazilian” :
The Brazilian wax was introduced to New Yorkers in 1987 when seven Brazilian sisters, Jocely, Jonice, Joyce, Janea, Jussara, Juracy, and Judseia Padilha opened J. Sisters International Salon in midtown Manhattan. They swore by it’s effectiveness in many aspect: bikinis had gotten skimpier, husbands were suddenly eager to please their wives, and since the hair doesn’t grow back for a month, it was easy to maintain.
A few important things to know about a Good Brazilian:
- Some waxers refuse to do this kind of wax since it is highly personal. The best way to find a good waxer is word of mouth and Jane Cowan in Portland is by far the best Brazilian waxer in Portland, Oregon and one of the best on the west coast. She has clients that visit her from all over the world when they are in the vicinity.
- Your waxer will know you as personally as, well, your lover or gynecologist. So it’s best to just pretend it’s the most normal thing you’ve ever done and laugh it off. Jane will make you feel totally comfortable!
- Do NOT expect it to be easy. It hurts and that’s the bottom line. No pain, no gain.
(Please Note, Jane Cowan’s website is undergoing maintenance
and her contact info may not be current. However, the intro to her website is super cute and worth the click. She
can be reached at mommyminx@hotmail.com or 503-481-3964 and is located at 909 North Beech Street, Suite 204.)
“Do NOT expect it to be easy. It hurts and that’s the bottom line. No pain, no gain.” – I totally agree with that! A lot of women, especially first timers get shocked after having a Brazilian wax. I think this is because they didn’t research enough about the procedure before they did it. As for me, I expected it to be a little painful because of the things I read about it on the internet. That’s why during my procedure, it wasn't that bad.
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Posted by: lk | January 30, 2009 at 06:23 AM
It's ironic that this is known in the USA as "a brazilian" when in fact so few brazilian women are hairless. The name comes from a salon run by brazilian sisters that started this "trend", but in brazil it's very rare to find completely hairless women. You find a lot more in the USA, Europe, India and the Middle East.
Posted by: Eponymous | June 04, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Wow sounds painful! Yet i can't wait to actually try it, wierd i know. But thanks so much for the valuable info it really helped decide whether or not to do it..
bye <3
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Posted by: angelly | June 30, 2007 at 10:12 AM
Hi Ms Zigzag - funny braz-wax picture! I assume you had waxed a ZigZag-figure down there? ;-)
Grtz, Kevin
p.s. what do you prefer to see (and feel, and 'taste') on men? Completely smooth "down there" or some trimmed hair left there?
Posted by: Kevin | June 29, 2007 at 07:42 AM
I'm a guy who has waxed my chest and back for 7 years now. I don't even wince as I'm used to it, and the hair follicles aren't as strong. Recently, I've had three brazilian waxes(one by an older woman and the other two by a young guy). LEAVE ALL MODESTY AT HOME!!! This woman used the regular wax on my balls and ass. That was extremely painful and my scrotum was bleeding. She said this is normal. She also made me lie on my back and hold my legs in the air. It was tough doing it that way. Also, during the waxing my cock hides. I wax as I am a amateur bodybuilder and don't like the hair on my body as it covers up my muscles.
So I went to this guy to wax me. I'm not gay but I figured I would try as the woman was very brutal on me. He used this wax on my scrotum and ass that was different than the other wax. He put small pieces on and it solidified and then he peeled it off. NO PAIN AT ALL!! The embarrassing thing was when he had me on all fours and put the pieces of wax in my butthole and it was hot and then it solidified and I think it was rubbing on my prostate. So I'm on my forearms and knees and I look at my limp cock and it is dripping precum. I was so embarrassed. He said not to worry as it happens alot. I told him I wasn't gay and he said you didn't have to be, but the warmth of the wax makes it feel good. So I recommend this wax for brazilians. I asked him if he does women, and he said "EWWW". I told him, I might need to learn how to do this.
Posted by: Ripdabs | June 20, 2007 at 12:04 PM
i'm 20
& i've been waxin since i was 13 ;)
i totally love the results ..
cant emagine myself shaving down there
ewwww !!
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Posted by: sunrock | May 15, 2007 at 11:50 AM
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Posted by: Lotte | April 17, 2007 at 01:19 AM
There's nothing quite like a bald pussy. Thanks for sharing your story with us, while you may never quite understand it there is something strangely arousing to us guys about your desire to fully expose your labia and hopefully a little peek at your inner lips as well.
Posted by: Smokin | September 15, 2006 at 05:35 AM
Oh, those wily Brazillians! What will they be waxing next???
Posted by: Doctor C | August 30, 2006 at 04:40 PM
Dayum now thats hot I prefer the completely shaven deal myself who wants to go down and end up with hair in thier mouth
Hot picture
Posted by: Derek | September 17, 2005 at 12:22 AM