If I really told the truth I would tell you that I know the secret of how to shoot through bulletproof glass.
If I really told the truth I would tell you the best way to greatness is not to worry about age or freshly arrived talent. It's about drinking more beer and learning how to win at what you love. Any oaf can be a good loser.
If I really told the truth I’d tell you that you have to love yourself first, but always be aware of total defeat. Learning the taste of defeat is not a bad thing.
If I really told the truth I’d tell you to go nuts for the thing you want most. Lose sleep over it. Obsess over it. Make it your mission.
If I really told the truth I would tell you that I think of death everyday in the form of a car crash, cancer, heart attack, or falling in the bathtub.
If I really told the truth I would be embarrassed to be seen without my armor.
If I really told the truth I would say I never want to grow old. Not in body or spirit. Not in smile lines or hip size. Not in knees buckling or blood pressure. I would tell you that I would sell my soul to live forever at 35.
If I really told the truth I would tell you that I hate VCR’s and stereos and anything requiring wires. It’s 2012. WTF…..wires?
If I really told the truth I would smash my cell phone to pieces and use a landline only. I know that’s a contradiction because I just said I don’t like wires, but cell phones suck. Stop expecting me to pick up the phone.
If I really told the truth I would tell you I know a thing or two about beauty. Mostly about women’s beauty. And it doesn’t lie in expensive creams, or the cost of their finery. The most beautiful women are the women that already know they are beautiful.
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